- Li21 Jun '17
Everyone post their favourite knock knock jokes, go! :D
- jed21 Jun '17
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow
Interrupting Co
MOO!! - Mr Meh21 Jun '17
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Coefficient of Friction.
Interrupting Coefficient of Friction w-
Mu!
Blatantly stolen from Doominic Deegan Oracle for Hire - Sim21 Jun '17
Knock knock. Who's there? Pea Catch...
Knock knock. Who's there? I'm up... - Sim21 Jun '17
Knock knock. Who's there? Pea catch........ Pea catch who?..... geddit? oh, never mind.
- Kilby21 Jun '17
"Orange" you glad I didn't quote the "Apple" joke?
- Hyeon22 Jun '17
Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Aww it's okay, don't cry.
- Dru22 Jun '17
a knock knock joke... yeah I've got a favorite, you start:
other person: knock knock
me: who's there
other person: uhhh - Chris22 Jun '17
Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken - Matthew22 Jun '17
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Billy.
Billy who?
Billy breaks down into tears as he comes to the sudden realization that his grandmother's alzheimer disease has progressed to the point where she is no longer able to recognize him. - Alex22 Jun '17
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Awkward silence.
Awkward silence who? - Nathan22 Jun '17
A: Knock-knock.
B: Who's there?
A: The Doctor.
B: The Doctor who?
A: Yep. Can I come in?
A: Knock-knock.
B: Who's there?
A: A man with a morbid fear of doorbells.
A: Knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock.
B: Who's there?
A: A woodpecker.
B: ...
A: Knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock! - Mark22 Jun '17
A: "I have a knock knock joke! You start."
B: "Knock knock."
A: "Who's there??" *hehehe*
B: "..." - Matt22 Jun '17
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
You eat your poo?! D: - Got a good one22 Jun '17
Why did the chicken cross the road?
*Why?
To visit the ugly guy.
Knock knock
*Who's there?
It's the chicken - RICK JAMES22 Jun '17
*Knock Knock*
"Who's there?"
"I'M RICK JAMES, B*TCH!!!"
"Whoa, what the..."
"Cocaine's a hell of a drug" - Roller Coaster Nerd22 Jun '17
Hahaha, word "Bok" means "Shit" in turkish language :D
- Celecia23 Jun '17
1: Knock Knock
2: COME IN!
2: -_-# - Erik23 Jun '17
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hike.
Hike Who?
It's five syllables/and then seven syllables/and then five again - Kim24 Jun '17
A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Why're you asking? Don't you have a peephole in the door, genius? B: Well, why are you knocking if I have a doorbell?! A: .....
- Dave24 Jun '17
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Imapileup.
Imapileup who? - Ruth25 Jun '17
Not that I don’t love the alt-text bonus, but shouldn’t the alt-text be used to describe the comic for visually impaired people?
- Alex26 Jun '17
@Ruth: note that the bonus is in the title field, not the alt-text. The alt-text here is "476"
- Ruby27 Jun '17
If bok means shit, then what noise do chickens make?
- Jack Chain28 Jun '17
Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-the chicken. - mitsysaurus text28 Jun '17
:Oc a Li without her glasses? A truly rare phenomena I'm so glad we're able to witness it
- mitsysaurus mess29 Jun '17
Also, my favorites include: knock knock. who's there? it's a glass door for crying out loud!
- Empress29 Jun '17
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Europe." "Europe who?" "No, you're a poo!"
- Jazz25 Sep '17
Where's Jordan?
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