- Li14 Jun '17
Have you ever googled biggest snails because I have and they are weirdly cute and terrifying at the same time
- idle14 Jun '17
I'll take it but you'll have to take care of my 50 tiny snails.
- Jamie14 Jun '17
Did you find one of those Kauri Snails?
- GawkFace14 Jun '17
Oh look on the table, there is A landline phone :O
- Franck14 Jun '17
How much ? 'Cause I'd eat that ! (kidding, I wouldn't) But I'd call him Voldemort even if it doesn't like it, because it is a snail which-shall-not-be-named ! Wait... was Voldemort part snail ? Is that why he doesn't have a nose ?! Dammit, this raises too many questions... I need to go back to my HP books now...
- Moo15 Jun '17
I been trying to dial for almost an hour now...
- Moo15 Jun '17
trying to dial (house emoji) that should say
- Oscar15 Jun '17
That's a fancy phone with a whole lot more buttons than ye olde landline telephones.
- Zemyla15 Jun '17
Did you know that the US Customs confiscates giant snails when they're brought in? They don't want them becoming invasive pests.
So no, I can't take you up on that offer. - Marc15 Jun '17
I predict a sudden increase in the number of google searches for "biggest snails". I am already looking at images!
- cloud15 Jun '17
Phone home!
also that phone has 16 buttons
what do the extra 4 do!? - Garry17 Jun '17
@Oscar
Buttons? My phone has a dial.... - Jonathan23 Jun '17
What about giant banana slugs
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